If you were to “google” Pamela Anderson, Paris Hilton, Jessica Simpson and Jenna Jameson. What would you get? Would you get a page with amoxil tottoos available on the playstation 2 game console, that cheats when it tells funny jokes and sings music lyrics out of kelly’s blue book. No you would probably get more hits on Yahoo, for girls looking for mapquest on ebay. No dogs allowed in Hilary Duff’s house of anime fun, just lots of top 100 baby names with poetry and washable tattoos. Breasts, thongs and Jennifer Lopez come to mind when talking about sedu hair styles. Hang on, what is a sedu hair style and does Paris Hilton have one? Now over at the googlestestad - woa… wait a second - goodle has a stad… man they have grown into a monster company, seemingly overnight. Well guess what, after a search for “sedu hair” it has been discovered that “sedu ” is actually a brand of hair straightner that turns birds nest hair into straight hair, niffty, only I am bauld so no need to rush out to buy one. Getting back to the business at hand have you ever wondered about “names and there meaning”? If you take four brothers with a chemical dog romance and a system of cheap gas crossed with markie post’s office, what kind of a green day would it be, weather permitting of course. Do Eminem, Christina Aguilera and Home Depot have hotmail accounts? A search engine’s job is to find ways of pulling all this information together and knowing that sometimes people write things for the pure pleasure of being silly. If you are a teen and reading this in your panties, get your dictionary out and look up the word “vagina”. Now use this new word every time you have the urge to say “fuck”. Your friends will think you might be on Viagra, but you can tell them that you just asked jeeves to find you a free radio station and all he did was put a pill in your latte that made you believe you were Harry Potter. Now if Harry Potter is old enough to date college girls, does he have his own magic frat house webcam? What about this for a heading, “Watch the amazing magician, his crazy frog & and the little red head - watching funny moves and eating magic popcorn” Now that would be enough to make your average family guy run off with kerry and clarkson. 100 ways to tell if Paris Hilton’s dog is gay!
If you were acutally bored enough to read this - Thank you!